“What If I Want To Be Eaten? (VO)”
Audio by themetafictionist
Text by JulesKD
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“I see you have fine taste,”
the Wolf said, eyeing my basket of flowers,
“step off of the path, if you’d like to,
and we’ll while away a few hours.”
“Don’t do it!” the Huntsman cried out,
“Think of your honor, your virtue!
He’s a jerk, you don’t know any better.
Come with me, and I never will hurt you.”
A typical Nice Guy, the Huntsman:
his aim is to own and defeat me
“Wolf,” I said, “you want what I want,
so get on your knees then, and eat me.”
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I can’t say that the recording really does it for me, but the text TOTALLY does. Maybe I’ll record it myself?
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