Dark Thoughts In Need Of Dark Voice-Overs

RegularJOE (Director) Featured Comment: "You’re a great writer! This made me laugh, but also had a lot of deeper meanings beneath the humor. I particularly liked the one about the mime, the tooth fairy, the four words, and "I’m not religious". But I think probably any of them could work if a voice-over artist found an inspired way to give a dark/funny reading. Voice-over artists… you’re up!" CONTRIBUTE HERE

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Dark Thoughts In Need Of Dark Voice-Overs contributed by humberfloob:

* “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it and it lands on a mime and it kills the mime and we had a party to celebrate the killing of the mime would you come? Yes or no answer.”

* “Me: There’s no such thing as the ‘Tooth Fairy’. Kid: Well, where do all the teeth go then? Me: The ‘Tooth Monster’. Kid: Why does it give me money then? Me: To buy your soul.”

* “For me, the human condition can be summed up in four words - the needless focussing on trivial and irrelevant details - and the fact that you immediately want to yell, ’Hey! That’s more than four words’ proves my point.”

* “I’m not religious but if I was I’d choose one of them religions that tell other people what they can and can’t do and threaten them with stuff if they don’t obey.”

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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FILMMAKERS: Make 15 - 30 short films based on Dark Thoughts. Please include these elements:

  • A Voice Over performance reading one of the Dark Thoughts contributions
  • Footage of 1 or more actors performing a mundane task
  • Melancholy background music
  • Subtitles that follow the narration of the Voice Over performance
MMonroe1 - Not Funny!!! (Dark Thoughts)
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Not Funny!!!

MattConley (Community Director) Featured Comment:I think this is hilarious! I’d love to see how the community could remix this into a Dark Thought with visuals.”

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Contribute to the “DARK THOUGHTS” collab HERE!

CONTRIBUTE HERE
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FILMMAKERS: Make 15 - 30 short films based on Dark Thoughts. Please include these elements:
A Voice Over performance reading one of the Dark Thoughts contributions
Footage of 1 or more actors performing a mundane task
Melancholy background music
Subtitles that follow the narration of the Voice Over performance

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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FILMMAKERS: Make 15 - 30 short films based on Dark Thoughts. Please include these elements:

  • A Voice Over performance reading one of the Dark Thoughts contributions
  • Footage of 1 or more actors performing a mundane task
  • Melancholy background music
  • Subtitles that follow the narration of the Voice Over performance

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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VOICE OVER ARTISTS: Contribute a Voice Over of your favorite Dark Thoughts contributions.

FILMMAKERS: Choose a Voice Over contribution you like and create a Visual Treatment for it.

ACTORS: Perform your favorite Dark Thoughts contributions.

VIDEO EDITORS: Edit together Voice Overs, Music, Visuals & Video Footage.

VISUAL ARTISTS: Draw Visuals, Props, Characters, Settings & Backgrounds for this collab.

ANIMATORS: Bring these Characters & Visuals to life.

MUSICIANS: Contribute Music Ideas for this collab.

“Dark thoughts are around you”
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