CONTRIBUTE HERE

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WRITERS: Contribute Scripts, Story Treatments, or Dialogue for the Hot Air Balloon Gun Duel short film.

VISUAL ARTISTS: Contribute Illustrations for the Hot Air Balloon Gun Duel.

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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WRITERS: Write lines of Dialogue for the Crew Members in the format of “Yo Mama” Jokes that describes the unknown object. Please use THIS TEXT RECORD as a reference. 

CALLING ALL COMEDY WRITERS, VO ARTISTS & VIDEO EDITORS!

Let’s make a series of funny :15-:30 shorts featuring an array of taxidermied animals from the site. Contribute your scripts, VO performances, and video edits to the collaboration.

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COMEDY WRITERS: Create short, snappy Scripts featuring taxidermied animals from THIS ALBUM by brookeduckart The aim is for the scripts to be between :15-:30 each.

VOICE OVER ARTISTS: Perform Voice Overs for scripts you like from the collab. You could also just improvise your performances.

VIDEO EDITORS: Cut together Voice Overs with taxidermied animal characters. Watch THIS VIDEO by Ryan Patrick as a reference.

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Contribute to the “RE: TAXIDERMY” collab HERE!

ANNOUNCERS & EVERYONE W/ A MICROPHONE: RECord yourself saying "We would like to remind you at this time to please turn ON all RECording Devices" for the opening of our TV show’s episodes. CONTRIBUTE HERE

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Come work w/ us!

ILLUSTRATORS, ANIMATORS & VOICE OVER ARTISTS: Draw & Animate THESE VISUALS for the two Fake Commercials we’re making for TV. Also, perform the Voice Overs in each of THESE SCRIPTS. CONTRIBUTE HERE

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Come work w/ us!

VOICE OVER ARTISTS: Perform a VO of THIS SCRIPT by Rian Johnson, the writer/director of “Looper.” CONTRIBUTE HERE

FEMALE VOICE OVER ARTISTS: Perform a VO of THIS DIALOGUE by the Mother character. CONTRIBUTE HERE

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Come work w/ us!

ACTORS & VOICE OVER ARTISTS: RECord yourself on Camera or RECord a Voice Over doing Video or Audio Commentary on THESE 4 QUARTERS or reciting THE RULES OF THE GAMEVISUAL ARTISTS: Create Visuals & Animations for Quarters 1-4. CONTRIBUTE HERE

VOICE OVER ARTISTS: Perform Voice Overs for the Characters in THIS SCRIPTPlease do Multiple Takes. CONTRIBUTE HERE

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Come work w/ us!

CALLING ALL COMEDY WRITERS!
We’re going to start making a comedy sketch about two characters that label other people as “trash.” So let’s start writing some scripts! :oD
WATCH THE REQUEST HERE
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Here’s how you can contribute:

COMEDY WRITERS: Write a script about two judgmental characters who often refer to other people as “trash.”
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Contribute your “SHE’S SUCH TRASH” Scripts HERE!

CALLING ALL COMEDY WRITERS!

We’re going to start making a comedy sketch about two characters that label other people as “trash.” So let’s start writing some scripts! :oD

WATCH THE REQUEST HERE

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Here’s how you can contribute:

COMEDY WRITERS: Write a script about two judgmental characters who often refer to other people as “trash.”

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Contribute your “SHE’S SUCH TRASH” Scripts HERE!

"Don’t Know"
Illustration by stevebreski
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MattConley (Community Director) writes:
Fantastic! This says so much with just one panel. Great work, and instantly relatable too!

"Don’t Know"

Illustration by stevebreski

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MattConley (Community Director) writes:

Fantastic! This says so much with just one panel. Great work, and instantly relatable too!

"unsaid conversations"       
Illustration by imogenc

"unsaid conversations"       

Illustration by imogenc

"the hat incident (MC Cut V2)"
Video REmix by MattConley
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Jared (Producer) writes:
"This tiny film has seen all sorts of different combinations of VO’s and background SFX. I love this one. Well done all! :D "
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Contribute to “The Hat Incident” Collaboration HERE! 

"the hat incident (MC Cut V2)"

Video REmix by MattConley

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Jared (Producer) writes:

"This tiny film has seen all sorts of different combinations of VO’s and background SFX. I love this one. Well done all! :D "

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Contribute to “The Hat Incident” Collaboration HERE! 

"Owlets v2"
Video REmix by musicinyourhead
"Dislikeable (Dialogue Tale)"

Text by RosellaWeigand

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“May I tell you something?”

“Yeah.”

“First off, I don’t like you.”

“I know.”

“Oh, you do?”

“Yes. And I’ve suspected as such for quite some time now.”

“Good. Cause I…I don’t like you. In fact, I have an incredible distaste for you and what you represent. It’s very personal. To be honest, my loathing levels of you are off the charts.”

“I know all of that, too.”

“Well, I’m just glad we can talk about these kinds of things.”

“Was there a second off?”

“Lemme think….First, we covered the ‘I don’t like you’ already….No, I guess all that I wanted to get off of my chest today is just the fact that I have an immense disgust for you and your face.”

“Alright. Now, may I tell you something?”

“Sure, go ahead.”

“I don’t like you.”

“Yeah, I know…..I don’t like me, either.”

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MattConley (Community Director) writes:

This is a really funny Dialogue Tale. It’s got a great pace to it and it would be great to see actors perform this. WunderBoy did an excellent performance already (http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1109429but I’m curious how a pair of actors would act out this dialogue. Also, voice over artists could record some audio of this, too.

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Contribute your Dialogue Tales HERE!

Pies (Dialogue Tale)

text by by FHALL

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“How do you feel?”

“Good. A little nervous granted.”

“Of course.”

“But good. Yeah. I feel ready.”

“That’s great. Honestly. I’m so happy to hear that.”

“I just…”

“What?”

“No it…it doesn’t matter.”

“Look-“

“No. I’m fine. I’m good. I feel…good about this.”

“You’re sure?”

Pause

“Yes.”

“Because… it’s not too late… you know.”

"What?"

“To back out. To say ‘no’. It wouldn’t be a defeat. You’ve come along way.”

Pause

“I just don’t feel right today.”

“‘Right’? What does ‘right’ mean?”

“I mean I’m…I’m not that…that hungry.”

Silence

“Have you eaten?”

“What?”

“You heard me.”

“Eaten?”

“Yes.”

“No.”

“Have you?”

“No.”

“You’re lying.”

“I’m not.”

“You are. I see it. In your eyes. The way you speak. The way you hold yourself. You’re a man that has a demeanor of self satisfied, extinguished hunger.”

Pause

“How dare you. How fucking dare you. Me? Eaten? Well why don’t you just jump off a bridge and die. How can you even say that? You know me. You’ve been with me all this time. From the start. The beginning. The off. The relentless training. The vomiting. The ups and downs. The nightmares. Me. Waking up, shouting, screaming, sweating. Seeing pies in my sleep. You’ve been in it with me round after round after round. When we took every contest in Scotland. The surprise victory in York. The embarrassing defeat in Cardiff. You saw me after that one. A mouth still full of apple and blackberry. Sobbing. (Pause) You know how much I want this. Yet…you go and say a thing like that. You insult me with these allegations. Cutting deeper and thicker than that thick crust pear and pecan pie I struggled with in Oxford.”

“You did so well.”

“I know I did.”

“It was a wonder to watch.”

“Yes. It was. Because I kept pushing. Despite my stomach bursting with fruit and nut. Even though my mouth was welded shut with treacle. I took down that buttery wall with all my might and strength.”

Long Pause

“And you can do this.”

“I can?”

“Yes. I’m sorry for my slight lapse in belief. But that speech. That speech, which was fucking epic by the way, showed me. Told me again. How much you want this. How much you crave the flaky, sugary victory. Fifty short crust peanut butter and chocolate pies. What’s that to you ey? Winner of the Swansea Savoury Pie Struggle. Current holder of the Isle of Man Munch Out medal. And chairman of the North Yorkshire Pie Appreciation Society. (Pause) You’re going to take this motherfucker down like there’s no pie filled tomorrow.”

“I fucking love you man.”

“I love you too you fat bastard.”

Silence.

“What will you do? If I win, I mean. With your share of tarts, cakes and pies for life?”

“Have one hell of a Saturday night. You?”

Pause

“I don’t know. I don’t even know what food tastes good anymore.”

Silence

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You can contribute to the “Dialogue Tales” collaboration HERE!

The Love Letter

Text by Metaphorest

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“So, I got your letter.”

“And?”

“And I don’t see why you couldn’t just email”

“I like to support the postmen. And envelope makers.”

“How very noble”

“Anyway what did you think about the content of the letter?”

“I’d rank it somewhere between a Roquefort and a camembert.”

“I was just trying to be romantic.”

“Yeah…don’t do that again.”

“You didn’t even like the poem?”

“I like the way your eyes are blue/I like the way that you are you”

“Well it’s true.”

“I prefer truths of the non-rhyming variety. Just for future reference. Oh and the love-hearts over the Is and Js – gotta go.”

“Okay, I can do that. Thanks for the feedback.”

“Anytime.”

“Love you.”

“Love you too, you old softie. But please, no more letters.”

“No more letters.”