Dark Thoughts In Need Of Dark Voice-Overs

RegularJOE (Director) Featured Comment: "You’re a great writer! This made me laugh, but also had a lot of deeper meanings beneath the humor. I particularly liked the one about the mime, the tooth fairy, the four words, and "I’m not religious". But I think probably any of them could work if a voice-over artist found an inspired way to give a dark/funny reading. Voice-over artists… you’re up!" CONTRIBUTE HERE

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Dark Thoughts In Need Of Dark Voice-Overs contributed by humberfloob:

* “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it and it lands on a mime and it kills the mime and we had a party to celebrate the killing of the mime would you come? Yes or no answer.”

* “Me: There’s no such thing as the ‘Tooth Fairy’. Kid: Well, where do all the teeth go then? Me: The ‘Tooth Monster’. Kid: Why does it give me money then? Me: To buy your soul.”

* “For me, the human condition can be summed up in four words - the needless focussing on trivial and irrelevant details - and the fact that you immediately want to yell, ’Hey! That’s more than four words’ proves my point.”

* “I’m not religious but if I was I’d choose one of them religions that tell other people what they can and can’t do and threaten them with stuff if they don’t obey.”

“I’ll Be Watching You”
MattConley (Community Director) Featured Comment: “ha! This made me laugh - terrific photography for “The V’s” collaboration. :)”
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I’ll Be Watching You

MattConley (Community Director) Featured Comment: “ha! This made me laugh - terrific photography for “The V’s” collaboration. :)”

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Spaceship & ChaneleyWelly - Mirror Music
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Mirror Music - Spaceship & ChaneleyWelly

jared (Producer) Featured Comment:Well, this is very lovely indeed! Would love to see how this grows and expands. So good! <3”

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Contribute to the “MIRROR MUSIC” collab HERE!

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LET’S DANCE (REMIX)

MattConley (Community Director) Featured Comment: “This track has everything: awesome lyrics, outstanding flow, fantastic beat. Terrific collaboration between you and BEATZ_BY_B-DON!”

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EVERYONE W/ A CAMERA: Film yourself from the neck down wearing your School Outfit. 
VIDEO EDITORS: Use this footage to make a montage of different School Outfits. Please refer to THIS SONG by WunderBoy when cutting together your montage. Or, cut the footage to a different song on the site.

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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EVERYONE W/ A CAMERA: Film yourself from the neck down wearing your School Outfit. 

VIDEO EDITORS: Use this footage to make a montage of different School Outfits. Please refer to THIS SONG by WunderBoy when cutting together your montage. Or, cut the footage to a different song on the site.

ChaneleyWelly - 2 Strangers (Mirror Music Song Idea)
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2 Strangers (Mirror Music Song Idea)"

GMChrisJacobs (General Manager) Featured Comment: What a great vocal take for Mirror Music! An unexpected and mellow direction up against the high energy drums. Well done ChaneleyWelly!”

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Contribute to the “MIRROR MUSIC” collab HERE!

&#8220;A Native Perspective&#8221;
RegularJOE (Director) Featured Comment: &#8220;Seeing lots of great contributions coming in, and this one is particularly good. Testimonials are best when they bring a perspective that&#8217;s unique. I wasn&#8217;t familiar with the gender roles in Navajo culture that you describe, and I was interested to learn. Interestingly, those roles don&#8217;t seem &#8220;equal&#8221; as in identical, but they do seem equally valued. I wonder what are the ups and downs of this differentiation. Also it&#8217;s awesome that you don&#8217;t often make videos, but you decided to for this collaboration. Thanks and bravo!!&#8221;
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Contribute to the &#8220;RE: FEMINISM&#8221; collab HERE!

A Native Perspective

RegularJOE (Director) Featured Comment:Seeing lots of great contributions coming in, and this one is particularly good. Testimonials are best when they bring a perspective that’s unique. I wasn’t familiar with the gender roles in Navajo culture that you describe, and I was interested to learn. Interestingly, those roles don’t seem “equal” as in identical, but they do seem equally valued. I wonder what are the ups and downs of this differentiation. Also it’s awesome that you don’t often make videos, but you decided to for this collaboration. Thanks and bravo!!”

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Contribute to the “RE: FEMINISM” collab HERE!

CONTRIBUTE HERE
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MUSICIANS: RECord yourself playing along to this Song
SONGWRITERS: Expand on this Song with new Chords &amp; Sections
LYRICISTS: Write Lyrics that relate to The Number Two
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NOTE: THIS ZIP contains all the elements you will need to contribute to this collab.

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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MUSICIANS: RECord yourself playing along to this Song

SONGWRITERS: Expand on this Song with new Chords & Sections

LYRICISTS: Write Lyrics that relate to The Number Two

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NOTETHIS ZIP contains all the elements you will need to contribute to this collab.

scriptsoup - Platypus V/O
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Platypus V/O

Spaceship (Audio Curator) Featured Comment: ”This is an amazing reading of the Platypus script by scriptsoup’s son Oisín. What chutzpah! And great improv skills! (“They’re super deadly with their poisonous spikes on their feet.” Hahaha!) The audio quality is a bit dodgy, but the performance is spot-on brilliant. Great job!”

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Contribute to the “MOMS IN NATURE” collab HERE!

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ANIMATORS: Create a short Test Animation of a Pine Cone Dancer as she falls from the Branch to the Ground.
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NOTE: Please use THESE ANIMATION NOTES &amp; THIS ALBUM as a reference when contributing.

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ANIMATORS: Create a short Test Animation of a Pine Cone Dancer as she falls from the Branch to the Ground.

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NOTE: Please use THESE ANIMATION NOTES & THIS ALBUM as a reference when contributing.

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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EVERYONE W/ A CAMERA: RECord your unique stories and experiences for this Q&A:

  • "Are you a Second Child? What is it like? Have you noticed anything in particular about others who are Second Children?"
ATTN Visual Artists: We&#8217;re going to need Bumpers for all 8 Episodes of HITRECORD ON TV Season 2. CONTRIBUTE HERE

ATTN Visual Artists: We’re going to need Bumpers for all 8 Episodes of HITRECORD ON TV Season 2. CONTRIBUTE HERE

CONTRIBUTE HERE
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VISUAL ARTISTS: Create Visuals from THIS UPDATED REQUEST LIST. 

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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VISUAL ARTISTS: Create Visuals from THIS UPDATED REQUEST LIST

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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WRITERS: Contribute Ideas or Scripts for a mini Soap Opera.

CALLING ALL ARTISTS! We’re gonna start coming up w/ Ideas that could become specific Segments for each of the Themes for our Season 2 episodes. Now we are exploring some of the Angles RE: YOUR MOM that the community’s really been rallying behind.

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ALL ARTISTS: Contribute new or exiting RECords for each of the following Angles for the RE: Your Mom episode:

  • Single Moms
  • Pregnancy
  • Mother Nature
  • Motherly Advice
  • Moms Before They Were Moms
  • Stay-At-Home Dads
  • Same-Sex Parents
  • Moms in the Animal Kingdom
  • Mother-In-Laws
  • Adoption
  • "Yo Mama" Jokes
  • Miscellaneous (regarding any additional Angles not listed above)

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Contribute to the “RE: YOUR MOM” collab HERE!