CONTRIBUTE HERE

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FILMMAKERS: Make 15 - 30 short films based on Dark Thoughts. Please include these elements:

  • A Voice Over performance reading one of the Dark Thoughts contributions
  • Footage of 1 or more actors performing a mundane task
  • Melancholy background music
  • Subtitles that follow the narration of the Voice Over performance
MMonroe1 - Not Funny!!! (Dark Thoughts)
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Not Funny!!!

MattConley (Community Director) Featured Comment:I think this is hilarious! I’d love to see how the community could remix this into a Dark Thought with visuals.”

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Contribute to the “DARK THOUGHTS” collab HERE!

CONTRIBUTE HERE
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FILMMAKERS: Make 15 - 30 short films based on Dark Thoughts. Please include these elements:
A Voice Over performance reading one of the Dark Thoughts contributions
Footage of 1 or more actors performing a mundane task
Melancholy background music
Subtitles that follow the narration of the Voice Over performance

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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FILMMAKERS: Make 15 - 30 short films based on Dark Thoughts. Please include these elements:

  • A Voice Over performance reading one of the Dark Thoughts contributions
  • Footage of 1 or more actors performing a mundane task
  • Melancholy background music
  • Subtitles that follow the narration of the Voice Over performance
scriptsoup - Platypus V/O
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Platypus V/O

Spaceship (Audio Curator) Featured Comment: ”This is an amazing reading of the Platypus script by scriptsoup’s son Oisín. What chutzpah! And great improv skills! (“They’re super deadly with their poisonous spikes on their feet.” Hahaha!) The audio quality is a bit dodgy, but the performance is spot-on brilliant. Great job!”

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Contribute to the “MOMS IN NATURE” collab HERE!

CONTRIBUTE HERE
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KIDS: Perform a Voice Over reading for THESE SCRIPTS.

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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KIDS: Perform a Voice Over reading for THESE SCRIPTS.

CONTRIBUTE HERE
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EDITORS: Edit together two Voice Overs for both Herbert & Isle using THIS SCRIPT as a guide.

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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EDITORS: Edit together two Voice Overs for both Herbert & Isle using THIS SCRIPT as a guide.

CONTRIBUTE HERE
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VISUAL ARTISTS: Contribute Visuals for hitRECord Around The World.
ANIMATORS: Animate these Visuals.
VOICE OVER ARTISTS: Contribute a Voice Over performance of these two lines:
Intro: ”And now we bring you stories from hitRECord around the world.” 
Outro: ”Thanks for tuning into this installment of hitRECord around the world.”

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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VISUAL ARTISTS: Contribute Visuals for hitRECord Around The World.

ANIMATORS: Animate these Visuals.

VOICE OVER ARTISTS: Contribute a Voice Over performance of these two lines:

  • Intro: ”And now we bring you stories from hitRECord around the world.” 
  • Outro: ”Thanks for tuning into this installment of hitRECord around the world.”

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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ANIMATORS: Animate Tiny Films for this collab. Please refer to THIS ALBUM for the Season 2’s Tiny Stories.

ILLUSTRATORS: Draw Visuals for the Season 2 Tiny Stories.

VOICE OVER ARTISTS: Perform a Voice Over of a Tiny Story.

VIDEO EDITORS: Edit together Footage, Sound Design, Music & Voice Overs into a Tiny Film.

ACTORS: Perform a Tiny Film.

GETTING TO KNOW YOUR MOM SCRIPT

CONTRIBUTE HERE

VOICE OVER ARTISTS: Please refer to this script when contributing your Voice Over performances of The Narrator & Sally.

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GETTING TO KNOW YOUR MOM: AN EDUCATIONAL FILM

- Fade in to reveal a the title of our short, ‘GETTING TO KNOW YOUR MOM.’

- Cross fade through different shots of moms holding and caring for their children.

NARRATOR: Mothers… It’s been said that they know best. But what do we know about them? Who were they before they were ‘Mom?’ To answer that question, we’ll have to go back before even you were born.

SALLY: Who me?

NARRATOR: That’s right, Sally. It wasn’t that long ago that your mom was your age.

SALLY: My Age?

NARRATOR: That’s right. But back then your mom wasn’t, well, your mom yet.

SALLY: Then, who was she?

NARRATOR: Well, she was just like you.

- SALLY looks doubtful.

NARRATOR: Here, let me show you.

- SALLY sits down and watches attentively.

NARRATOR (Cont.): You see, in her youth, your mom focused on things like friends…

- MOM (14) walks with her friends - laughing and talking.

NARRATOR (Cont.): Boys…

- She and her friends giggle as a few guys walk by.

NARRATOR (Cont.): …And school.

- She sits in a library and reads a book, her large glasses prominent.

NARRATOR (Cont.): Remind you of anyone?

- SALLY gasps, takes off her own simmilar large glasses and hides them behind her back.

NARRATOR (Cont.): Don’t believe me, huh?

- SALLY shakes her head, petulant.

NARRATOR (Cont.): Well gee, you have hopes don’t ya?

SALLY: Yeah…

NARRATOR: …And dreams?

SALLY: Uh Huh (yes)

NARRATOR: Well so did your mom! (aside) Until you came along.

SALLY: (concerned) Wait. What?

NARRATOR: Whoa there Sally, that’s jumping a little too far ahead. Your mom had a lot of growing up to do before you arrived…

- MOM (18) sits in a college dorm room. A YOUNG MAN knocks on the door. The screen freezes just as the YOUNG MAN smiles.

SALLY: Hey, wait a minute; that’s not my dad!

NARRATOR: No shit! The truth is…

- SALLY leans forward.

NARRATOR (Cont.): …Before she met your dad, your mom dated other people.

SALLY: Other people?

NARRATOR: She sure did.

SALLY: How many?

NARRATOR: Well, let’s see. There was Brian…

-A JOCK catches a football and poses for the camera.

BRIAN: Sup.

NARRATOR: Chaz…

-A tall, tattooed guy, with cut up jeans and a mohawk, nods and snarls at the camera while he holds a ‘nerdy’ student upside down.

NARRATOR: (Faster cuts of guys waving at the camera flash up on the screen as the Narrator reads off the list) There was Michael, John, Enrique, Steve…

- SALLY’s eyes widen as the list continues to flash up on screen…

NARRATOR: …Jean-Pierre, Lazy Dave… Chris, Brian, Jennifer…

SALLY: Jennifer!?

NARRATOR: The point is, when she was at school your mom had a lot going on.

SALLY: But then she became my mom, right?

NARRATOR: Wrong!

SALLY: There’s more?

NARRATOR: And how.

-We PAN LEFT from a building entrance.

NARRATOR: After your mom graduated college, everything started falling into place for her. She had her dream job…

- MOM (25) seen shaking hands with her boss, smiling at camera.

NARRATOR: her dream car…

-She shakes hands with a salesman, same pose, smiling at camera.

NARRATOR: …she even met your father.

- Mom and Dad shake hands at the altar - exactly the same pose.

NARRATOR: Yes, everything was going just as planned. That was, until August 10th, 2004.

SALLY: Hey, that’s my birthday.

NARRATOR: That’s right!

SALLY: But that means…

NARRATOR: Don’t worry Sally, some of the best things in life AREN’T planned. Your mom found that out on the day you were born.

-We ZOOM IN on MOM (28) holding her child

-SALLY smiles, and proudly puts her large glasses back on.

NARRATOR: (encouragingly) There ya go.

-We FADE OUT from SALLY and FADE IN to the NARRATOR walking towards and talking to the camera.

NARRATOR: So what do you know about your mom? Maybe you’ve already asked all the important questions. Maybe you’re afraid to ask. Either way, you should try…

- Quick ZOOM IN on the NARRATOR’s face.

NARRATOR: …GETTING TO KNOW YOUR MOM!

- The title, ‘Getting to Know Your Mom’ WIPES onto the screen as the NARRATOR says it.

MUSIC PLAYS OUT

CONTRIBUTE HERE

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VOICE OVER ARTISTS: Contribute Voice Over performances of both the Narrator & Girl from THIS SCRIPT.

An expert on experts- the story of Dr. M

"An expert on experts- the story of Dr. M"

Text by malena

HERE on hitRECord

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Dr.M was no ordinary expert. He was an expert on experts. His area of expertise was to determine if experts were as experienced as people expected.

Dr.M would usually meet with experts and evaluate their skills. As the president of the IEA (International Experts Association) he always had the final saying on whether someone was a qualified expert on thier field or not.

That was until one cold December afternoon. Dr.M came home around 7pm to find a mysterious letter on his doorstep. The letter read “I know your secret”.

Shit- he thought to himself. What should I do now?

Emotions overtook him: first fear, then panic, followed by sadness and despair which all led to drunkenness. Laying on his living room couch he came up with a solution, a brilliant plan to save his career and reputation. Unfortunately he did not write it down and when he woke up the next morning he had completely forgotten about it.

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Marke (Creative Director) / Featured Comment

Love the idea of this character. REQUEST for writers to expand on this story, or alter its ending. And also VOICE OVER artists to read this and new text remixes. Could turn into something great!

VISUAL REQUEST LIST: History Repeats Itself

ANIMATORS & VISUAL ARTISTS: Here is the Visual Request List for the “History Repeats Itself” Short Film we’re making together for our RE: Patterns TV episode. CONTRIBUTE HERE

Please refer to THIS VOICE OVER when creating visuals.

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ILLUSTRATIONS

  • Draw the Earth
  • Draw people fleeing London
  • Draw London
  • Draw the Great Fire
  • Draw London, post fire
  • Draw a Title Card of 1666
  • Draw Sir Isaac Newton
  • Draw the colors of the Rainbow
  • Draw a Title Card of 1910
  • Draw Haley’s Comet
  • Draw the Dangerous Chemical of Haley’s Comet
  • Draw the Scaremongers
  • Draw the Anti-Comet Sellers
  • Draw the Gas Masks & Misc. Anti-Comet Merchandise
  • Draw the Gas Mask Seller
  • Draw a Title Card of 1999
  • Draw the Computer Technology of 1999
  • Draw the Survivalists preparing for Y2K
  • Draw the setting of New Year’s Eve, 1999
  • Draw the Fireworks Explosions
  • Draw a Title Card of THE END

ANIMATIONS

  • Animate the 1666 Scenes
  • Animate the 1910 Scenes
  • Animate the 1999 Scenes

ANNOUNCERS & EVERYONE W/ A MICROPHONE: RECord yourself saying "We would like to remind you at this time to please turn ON all RECording Devices" for the opening of our TV show’s episodes. CONTRIBUTE HERE

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Come work w/ us!

CALLING ALL ANNOUNCERS & EVERYONE W/ A MICROPHONE!

Let’s get a bunch of the community RECording the "Please Turn ON All RECording Devices" voice over intro that will be incorporated into the opening of each episode.

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ANNOUNCERS & EVERYONE W/ A MICROPHONE: RECord yourself saying "We would like to remind you at this time to please turn ON all RECording Devices." Listen to THIS AUDIO as a reference.

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Contribute to the “TV INTRO ANNOUNCEMENT” collab HERE!

CALLING ALL FILMMAKERS, CINEMATOGRAPHERS, & VIDEO EDITORS!

We’ve got a stellar Voice Over by fdot78 for our Short Film “Still Here” - which is written by Rian Johnson. Now it’s time to start shooting & cutting visuals for it. 

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FILMMAKERS & CINEMATOGRAPHERS: Shoot footage for each of the Shots in THIS NUMBERED SCRIPT.

VIDEO EDITORS: Cut footage from the site TO THIS VOICE OVER.

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Contribute to the “STILL HERE” collab HERE!